Horror/Comedy
Review by Jon
Crap - Rating out of 100 - 5
No need to see this film - just think of title... think how bad it could be...and there you have it - only worse!
The only reason I give this film a 5 is, well, what did I expect?
The only noteworthy aspect of this film is how it unashamedly mixes gratuitous carnage with soft porn - in the SAME SCENES!
Watch as a tortured body, complete with exposed spine and severed legs, is hauled from the water by screaming spouse while in the background a speedboat passes by with a hot 'babe' on board, bending over for the camera, begging to be 'taken from behind'.
This film re-defines bad cinema and bad taste.
Oh yes, 3D, as usual, adds no value to your viewing experience.
Do NOT become a Victim of Piranha 3D
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